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1. Wednesday Addams
The ultimate tweenage girl misfit, Wednesday Addams was my favourite member of the family. Well, it was her and Uncle Fester. She was the ultimate role model for my young self. With three brothers, two of whom enjoyed torturing me and my toys, Wednesday’s poison bottle and guillotine gave me hope that maybe revenge was the best answer.
2. The Joker
My first brush with The Joker was in the 1966 Batman Movie, played by Cesar Romero. If you haven’t seen it, PLEASE DO, if only for the Shark Repellent scene. But being Australian, I couldn’t possibly go past Heath Ledger’s Joker in The Dark Knight. He’s the kind of Joker that floors you with fear. If I never see that movie again it will be too soon. But as far as chilling characters go, Ledger’s Joker wins by a flamethrower.
3. Hermoine Granger
She has everything: She’s smart, confident but not arrogant and has a heart of a Gryfindor Lion. She keeps Harry and the Redhead in line and is courageous to boot. Plus, the hair. I mean, look at it, it’s perfect! Holy shit Redhead, get your act together, why did it take you the better part of a million books to finally make your move?
4. GI Jane
I have a confession to make. I’m not proud of this, but I’ve never actually seen GI Jane before. I’m purely going off pop culture references. I kind of really want to be a badass with a shaved head and a Satphone.
5. The entire cast of Serenity/Firefly
Look, I’m not particularly picky which one we go with. Although costume-wise, some would be easier to pull off than others. It’s a Space Western. That’s right, a Western, set in SPACE. If that doesn’t have Halloween written all over it, I don’t know what does. I’m partial to Mal, Wash or Zoe, but I’ll take any of them.
So what do you think? Who should I be now?