|Pixels make me look like a late-80s video game villian.|
So last week I was talking about taking the plunge and getting all off this hacked off. With scissors alright. I wasn’t going to pay a viking to swing an axe at my head.
I was all excited, it was going to be the first time I’d cut my hair short (well short to me). I was being brave and stuff, and going on experience from that time I dyed my hair when I first moved here, I was preparing myself for everyone (including my neighbour’s cat) giving me their unsolicited opinions.
|A kid who lost her two front teeth.|
You might say that they were being polite by not saying anything at all because they didn’t like it. I’m not that easily fooled. I know why there was nothing said and it’s One Direction-sized. Two words: Harry Styles. Of course he swooped in and got a new do on the same day that I did. Good one Stylesy! Stole my thunder buddy!